The condemnation comes down harder than the rain from Hurricane Ike. There are spikes and snakes headed my way. My feet itch with blood and poison. I’m pretending like I’m a good hearty stoic pioneer woman. I can drive the wagon. I can plot the trail. I can make fire. I can push the babies out and take care of the horses. Reality slaps the biscuit from my hand. Truth is I’m a ghost, a fragment, a poodle, a paper doll. I’m soggy and whimpering but the ears are all stopped up. The hands are slicing away with myriad knives. People are starved for my kind. I ooze the sweetest filling.