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there are worse things in life than night terrors and terrible jokes.
there are worse things in life than the threat of death and bankruptcy.
there are worse things to fear than debt collectors and door to door sales idiots.
there are worse things to watch than mass suicide and television war.
there are worse things to hear than perfect jazz and suffocating children.
there are worse things to admit to than affairs and gambling addictions.
there are worse things to comprehend than geometry and the meaning of life.
there are worse things to do on a saturday night than write redundant poetry for hours on end
while spilling cheap red wine down a clean, white shirt
(unironed).
- ross leese
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